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I Killed EveryoneNecrospire

★★★☆ Definitely taking more than one page from the Black Dahlia Murder playbook, this melodic death metal manages to sound just different enough from the rest of the pack to feel interesting. This is a grower (and not an easy one at that), and not entirely as original as BDM. But IKE does have something going for it that BDM does not: easy accessibility to their latest fucking album online, that’s what.

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GwarBattle Maximus

★★★☆ Three stars? Have I lost my mind?!

So here’s the thing: I generally douse Gwar in a shower of wound-stinging salt for being a too-long-in-the-tooth art project band. Their Scatterbrain-meets-Jello-Biafra vocals and spacey high-concept foolishness definitely inspire snobbery. But behind that, the band is just wailin’ all over the place on this album, like a more punk version of Slipknot with their tongues very firmly in their cheeks (or someone else’s).

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CarcassSurgical Steel

★★★☆ An excellent return to form, with a sound that places the band somewhere between “Descanting…” and “Heartwork.” It’s far more mature than either, and mostly devoid of the crassly overt commercialilsm of the latter. Despite the rumors of trouble during production, “Surgical Steel” does not disappoint. Also, I guarantee that you’ll be wanting to learn this chant: “6!

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GorgutsColored Sands

★★★☆ A low three-stars for this album (which is still higher praise than I’d give any other Gorguts album). The technically excellent material does repeatedly suffer from its bridge-too-far scope demands. That said, “Enemies Of Compassion” is perhaps the most brutal 7 minutes of metal I’ve heard all year.

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KarnivoolAsymmetry

★★★☆ Inevitably comparable to Intronaut’s “Habitual Levitations”, the former exceeds the latter in terms of production and scope, but falls short in terms of memorability and rage. “Asymmetry” is a must-listen for any prog fan, but does it warrant a re-listen? Either way, I’d totally love to put both albums head-to-head in an epic battle for nerdy supremacy.