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Dying FetusWrong One to Fuck With

✦✦✧✧ Blisteringly technical technodeath that verges on the ridiculously inhuman. It’s fun to listen to the band’s perambulations, although I defy anyone (outside the band themselves) to hum a single riff from memory. But good lord, fellas, this is a long and busy album. I appreciate the price-performance of these 54 minutes, but it’s too much!

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Iced EarthIncorruptible

✦✦✧✧ This is a welcome step-up from IE’s previous album “Plagues Of Babylon.” No huge surprises here, although it is nice to see the band eschewing their concept-album fetish, opting instead of a traditional collection of thematically disparate tunes. By and large, what you’ve got here is smooth sailing aboard the S.S.

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Eighteen VisionsXVIII

✦✦✧✧ This album feels about a decade too late. It gets decently heavy in places, but for the most part you’re dealing with metalcore that alternates between calling back to AIC and Entombed, and visiting the same territory that’s been well traveled by Norma Jean, ETID, and a slew of others.

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AlestormNo Grave But The Sea

✦✦✧✧ Man, these guys fucking love the pirate life. Especially the drinking part. You can almost hear the mugs of grog and beer sloshing on every track. If you’re already a fan of this kind of beerhall metal (somewhere between Amon Amarth and the Dropkick Murphys), you won’t be disappointed or surprised by this album.

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Papa RoachCrooked Teeth

✦✦✧✧ This lives somewhere in the imagined intersection of Linkin Park, Deftones, Ill Nino, and Miley Cyrus. There’s an unfortunate tendency toward overproduction flourishes like full stops and other digital atmos effects that neuter any chance for momentum. That said, every single track on this album is under 4 minutes in length, which is perfect for this kind of guilty pleasures.