Estimated reading time: 2 minute(s)
✧✧✧✧ This album is so bad that it’s forcing me to talk about it, even though it’s clearly not even close to metal. Guitars give way to pianos, which give way to glitch? EDM? And through it all, Maynard continues his decades-long penchant for trolling those who love him most (although it feels like he may not even realize it any longer). Long story short: this is an exercise in tedium, self-indulgent self-parody, and general WTFness.