★★★☆ Steel Panther have elevated the act of crass party-time parody into high art. There’s a cognitive dissonance between, for example, between the near-perfect emulation of Journey’s brand of anthemic balladry and the lyrical content of “Bukkake Tears.” And so the whole album goes. The nonsense is right at the surface at all times, but the hair metal the band wields is expert enough to help you forget. See the rest here
★★☆☆ This album has some truly great moments, surrounded by truly unremarkable stretches. The Ahnold schtick has never sounded more tired, but the unavoidable skits are quickly forgotten in the face of all the different shredz. And yet, never has 46 minutes felt so long. Triple Brutal is worth a listen, if you are man enough to make it all the way through. See the rest here
★☆☆☆ I imagine that this is what Monster Magnet or Queens Of The Stone Age would sound like if they ever full-on committed to being a sludge-metal band. See the rest here
★★★☆ A fairly uneven, but wildly entertaining collection of post-death songs. During the moments that really work (which are at least half of the album), you’re treated to a Gorguts-style grossfest, but with Glassjaw-like deconstructionism. Definitely worth at least one listen, all the way through. See the rest here
★☆☆☆ I don’t always listen to sludge, but when I do, I at least require it to have more sonic depth than “By-Tor & The Snow Dog.” See the rest here
★★☆☆ This is very interesting and enjoyable. This is also about as hardcore as Mahavishnu Orchestra. It actually sounds a lot like UK in places. So I give it enthusiastic praise for modern jazz fusion, but it’s a complete waste from a metal perspective. See the rest here
★★☆☆ This sophomore album from Epica-by-another-name is chock full of the hallmarks of any good symphonic death metal recording: lush arrangements, over the top drama, and quietly excellent guitarwork. However, this album has a bit of an identity crisis on its hands, at times evoking Soilwork, Ludovico Einaudi, and prog rock. See the rest here
★☆☆☆ A very boring album, even by black metal’s standards of relentlessness. See the rest here
★★★☆ A wide-ranging, ambitious, and dark bit of work. This album has touches of Lamb Of God, Opeth, Bolt Thrower, and a lot of other bands that I can’t quite put my finger on. At the same time, it manages to sound wholly original and fresh. A must-listen, at least once. See the rest here
★☆☆☆ I give these guys some props for earnest ambition, taking a decidedly proggy approach to otherwise traditional black metal. But the end result is far from harmonious, and is never more sloppy than the awkward moments of spoken word in a very thick Italian accent (which reminds me a bit of the priest from the baptism scene in The Godfather). See the rest here
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