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UndeathIt’s Time… To Rise From The Grave

✦✦✦✧ Oooh, you nasty! This band’s dedication to o.g. goregrind is so thorough and unflinching, it feels more like they heard Reek Of Putrefaction back around 1990, then holed themselves up in a cave for 30 years and have been evolving that sound ever since. If any part of you ever loved Cannibal Corpse or Massacre, this album will definitely make you smile.

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RammsteinZeit

✦✦✧✧ This album seemingly finds Rammstein in a slightly contemplative frame of mind. I say "slightly," because now as ever, the resulting music is such a polished product of the band’s formula — Germanic swagger rock that plays well in the giant arenas required for their pyrotechnic performance — that it’s all but impossible for Rammstein to really surprise or shock anymore.

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DestructionDiabolical

✦✦✧✧ I’d call this rethrash, but if I’m being honest the only thing modern about it is the mix, and that’s only halfway reimagined. That’s not bad news, especially if you’re a dyed-in-the-wool thrash fan like I am. Just don’t expect much in the way of novelty or ingenuity.

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NorthlaneObsidian

✦✦✧✧ More than anyone or anything I can think of, the latest from Northlane really erodes the barrier between djent and dubstep, for good or for ill. I don’t hate it as much as I thought I would, although the music flirts with nu metal more often than I’m comfortable with.

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MeshuggahImmutable

✦✦✧✧ I’m sure my Meshuggah fanboyism is well established by now. Imagine then the pain I feel in having to give this album the lowest rating I’ve ever given the band.

The problem really comes down to the first three or four tracks, which establish a feeling for the album as a collection of B-sides, outtakes, and demos of guitar tone.

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Dream WidowDream Widow

✦✦✧✧ Dave Grohl is awesome, and this album is not. It’s the audio equivalent of Kylie Jenner wearing a Slayer t-shirt. Then again, I refuse to go along with the Tenacious D thing, so maybe it’s just me. (Then again again, this album really only exists as a prop for Dave’s horror flick “Studio 666,” so let’s relax.)

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SabatonThe War To End All Wars

✦✦✧✧ The only thing new about this album from Swedish extreme metal war historians Sabaton is that this suite of songs literally tells different specific stories from the First World War. I guess they just never got around to talking about the Christmas armistice in Bastogne until now. Hate on them all you want, but I think that’s actually kinda dope.