Re: Re: Gorguts — Colored Sands
3 stars is pretty damned good for a first listen (and it keeps growing in my estimation). And seriously, is not Enemies Of Compassion the most metal “eat the goddamned spinach” you’ve ever heard? See the rest here
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Ulcerate — Vermis
★☆☆☆ Well, I’ll give you this much: Ulcerate has delivered a pretty disgusting piece of work. The problem is, it’s not particularly compelling or memorable. Vermis is a whole lot of grossness without anything to really say. See the rest here
Satyricon — Satyricon
☆☆☆☆ The idea of this album isn’t terrible, but its execution is so tedious that it can only be seen as a chore. See the rest here
Týr — Valkyrja
★★☆☆ This is pretty much exactly what you’d expect: Scandinavian folk metal done impeccably well, with hardly any surprises at all. See the rest here
Gwar — Battle Maximus
★★★☆ Three stars? Have I lost my mind?!
So here’s the thing: I generally douse Gwar in a shower of wound-stinging salt for being a too-long-in-the-tooth art project band. Their Scatterbrain-meets-Jello-Biafra vocals and spacey high-concept foolishness definitely inspire snobbery. But behind that, the band is just wailin’ all over the place on this album, like a more punk version of Slipknot with their tongues very firmly in their cheeks (or someone else’s). See the rest here
The Devil Wears Prada — 8:18
★☆☆☆ Not nearly as sophomoric as some earlier albums from TDWP, the band earns points for giving it a real effort. But my oh my is this an unenthusiastic album. I had to refrain from fast forwarding… not once, not twice, but 14 times during my first and only listen. See the rest here
Carcass — Surgical Steel
★★★☆ An excellent return to form, with a sound that places the band somewhere between “Descanting…” and “Heartwork.” It’s far more mature than either, and mostly devoid of the crassly overt commercialilsm of the latter. Despite the rumors of trouble during production, “Surgical Steel” does not disappoint. Also, I guarantee that you’ll be wanting to learn this chant: “6! See the rest here
Blood Red Throne — Blood Red Throne
★★☆☆ This album is a lot of things, least of which is: loud. It’s got a lot going for it, and evokes everything from DETHKLOK to Disincarnate… but there’s also an instant forgettability to the tunes. See the rest here
Cathedral — The Last Spire
★☆☆☆ This was the longest 6 hours of my young life. Good riddance. See the rest here
Gorguts — Colored Sands
★★★☆ A low three-stars for this album (which is still higher praise than I’d give any other Gorguts album). The technically excellent material does repeatedly suffer from its bridge-too-far scope demands. That said, “Enemies Of Compassion” is perhaps the most brutal 7 minutes of metal I’ve heard all year. See the rest here
